Very Funny!!!!!

Great Truths that Little Kids have Learned:

1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back, parents always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold the Dust-Buster and your cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide your broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear Polka-Dot under wear under white shorts.


Great truths Adults have Learned:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jell-o to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts mixed in.
4. Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise, its like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle-age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy

Hi thought these were funny, hope u enjoyed!!!!
~Sierra~

guess what, guess what, GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Guess what, Guess what, GUESS WHAT, I NOW HAVE UNLIMITED TEXTING. For those of you who did not know I got a cell phone around 7-8 months ago. Well last week I was sitting at the kitchen table while mom and dad were making dinner and I had nothing to do. So I randomly said Mom and dad I really really want texting, after I said that my Mom looked up and said Ok Sierra we will get it for you but it will count as some of your babysitting money. At that moment I was freaking out I had asked for texting before and the answer was always no, not right now, it cost too much, or I will look in to it. So I did not expect them to answer me let along say YES!! Well the next day mom called the store and got it all hooked up. In the past week I have sent around 100 text messages and received about 100. But mom has set some rules like if I am talking to her I better not be texting someone else at the same time. Thankfully the rules they set are not that hard to go by. Well anyways thank-you mom and dad I will definitely enjoy the unlimited texting.