Very Funny!!!!!

Great Truths that Little Kids have Learned:

1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize cats.
2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back, parents always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold the Dust-Buster and your cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide your broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear Polka-Dot under wear under white shorts.


Great truths Adults have Learned:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jell-o to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts mixed in.
4. Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise, its like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle-age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy

Hi thought these were funny, hope u enjoyed!!!!
~Sierra~